Warrior Name: Merciless Mercer

Bio: From the roller derby rink to riots at punk gigs, Merciless Mercer shows no mercy.

Exercises: Broomstick Gladiators, Wall Sit, Towel Partner Rows, Towel Hamstring Curls, Couch Push-Ups.

Slogan: I am the Stairmaster BLASTER!

Favourite Activities/Sports: Table smashing, Taipei Death Matches, wrestling, throwing couches.

Favourite Healthy Food: Souls, peanut butter on crackers, spinach, cucumber and cottage cheese salad.

Also: “Exit stage left? Exit stage right? THERE IS NO EXIT BECAUSE THE FUSES HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE EXIT SIGNS!”