Track listing:

1. Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act like Certain Pop Culture References! 4:53
2. Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! 5:12
3. A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! 3:18
4. Ive Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! 3:59
5. Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! 2:50
6. My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! 8:40
7. My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! 13:39
8. When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky" but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! 6:03
9. Pandering to the Locals! 7:15
10. Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! 2:39
11. Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! 2:55
12. When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! 12:51