Track listing:

1. Gamemasters 0:33
2. Introducing Bleachy: Poised to Sweep the Nation 2:38
3. Taco Bell Dog and Taz Tattoos 2:18
4. Morris Day Is on His Way 0:49
5. Honey, Tiger Woods Is on the Phone, Quit Fiddle-Fucking Around 3:53
6. Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July (Live on the Radio) 1:28
7. Jazz Jermaine: RuPaul's Personal Assistant 1:06
8. Barbara: A Realistic Portrait 5:09
9. Barbara's Husband Clears the Air 4:36
10. "Attitudes" - A Bar with a Bunch of Dumbasses Hanging Out 0:48
11. "Bedroom ETA" - A Jermaine Stewart Cover Band 2:35
12. Morris Day Has Worked Up an Appetite 0:38
13. A Really Big Day for Mom 1:14
14. "I Should Hope So" 1:23
15. Bleachy and the 99 Cent Big Bufords 2:05
16. Tim Butler, an Old Flatmate of David J's 1:30
17. Trish Calls Beastie from SoulCracker (Live on WFMU) 1:56
18. Chauncey Gardner, Gallagher's Personal Assistant 1:28
19. Just Farr a Laugh: The Yogurt Machine 5:39
20. Change It Into "Kenny" from South Park, That's Some Funny Shit 1:47
21. Bleachy Tries to Join the Army...Again 1:54
22. The Bewildering Funnies 1:44
23. Man with Confusing Array of Things to Sell 4:25
24. KFC Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Flavored Doritos 1:20
25. Bleachy at TGI Fridays 1:00
26. Waking Up Alone on the 4th of July, Part II 1:50
27. Danny Aiello and Son Would Like to Come in for Some Eggs 1:05
28. Isaac Hayes Was Verbally Assaulted Today 3:07
29. I Took Acid at Work Yesterday 3:00
30. Christopher Fucking Cross 2:55
31. Howie Mandell's Brother 1:43
32. Unsensible Shooz 2:49
33. Bleachy Is Back in Town, Look Out 2:35