{"id":1006,"date":"2010-06-03T08:05:03","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T14:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2010-06-03T08:05:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T14:05:03","slug":"face-value-fully-loaded-inside-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/2010\/06\/03\/face-value-fully-loaded-inside-my-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Face Value: Fully Loaded &#8211; Inside My Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Note: Face Value are reviews based solely on the album art.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/cd_digipack_cover.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-1007\" title=\"cd_digipack_cover\" src=\"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/cd_digipack_cover.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"174\" \/><\/a>Out of all of the iconic album covers your shitty indie band could have ripped off (the Damned\u2019s <em>Damned Damned Damned<\/em>, Elvis Presley\u2019s debut, the Sex Pistols\u2019 only good album, or anything by the fucking Beatles), you chose to pinch <em>Queen II<\/em> by Queen. I don\u2019t know how it\u2019s possible, but you took out Freddy Mercury and made your EP look even gayer. WITHOUT Freddy! Christ! They say that changing at least 25 percent of something puts you in the clear when it comes to intellectual or creative properties, but changing out the elegant \u201cQueen\u201d logo font with what looks like what I would call \u201cjizz\u201d font isn\u2019t helping you at all. It adds insult to the already severely injured; writing out \u201cFully Loaded\u201d in semen-dribble-on-black&#8230; That\u2019d be like spelling out \u201cSwollen Members\u201d with bull testicles. Got me? You\u2019re still \u201cindie\u201d \u201cartists\u201d (and probably will be for a while), so exercise your \u201ccreative control\u201d and stop letting your nephew who\u2019s \u201cgood with the computer\u201d design your shit. He\u2019s probably laughing at you anyway.\u00a0 (Independent, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fullyloadedrock.com\">www.fullyloadedrock.com<\/a>) <strong>Patrick Michalishyn<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: Face Value are reviews based solely on the album art. Out of all of the iconic album covers your shitty indie band could have ripped off (the Damned\u2019s Damned Damned Damned, Elvis Presley\u2019s debut, the Sex Pistols\u2019 only good album, or anything by the fucking Beatles), you chose to pinch Queen II by Queen. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[333],"class_list":["post-1006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-face-value"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}