Anyhow, it clearly explains how to deal with a potentially awkward and confusing situation, one that I’ve grappled with many a time.<\/p>\n I really should just print this out, keep it in my pocket and pull it out as a reference guide. But my printer doesn’t work and I’m lazy.<\/p>\n But you know what makes this infographic truly, truly awesome? The inclusion of dinosaurs.<\/strong> Dinosaurs make everything better.<\/p>\n Because you love Stylus, you probably love our most recent cover, which was designed by a guy named Chris Bryan<\/a>. Fun fact: I worked with Chris Bryan for a few years. Chris had some control over the sound system in our funky retail environment, and had put a number of tracks on the sound system. (Memory may be murky, but again, credit where credit is due.) Many of these tracks were highly amusing and highly bizarre. Examples: Devo tracks rendered as elevator music<\/a>, a song that sounded like an abuse of power tools – which I’m surprised we had no complaints about, as someone once asked us to turn off Public Image Limited<\/a>. But the most memorable track – and believe me, folks, this is not a complete non-sequiter from that infographic – was, as I recall, eleven minutes long and somewhat grating, and the only lyrics were “dinosaur sex.” <\/strong>It’d come on the PA, and then sort of sneak up on you in the background, until you realized exactly<\/em> what the hell you were listening to. No one really complained about this song, either.<\/p>\n I decided to hunt it down.<\/p>\n Do you know how hard it is to search “dinosaur sex” on the internet? All sorts<\/a> of random<\/a> shit<\/a> pops up. Strangeways, here we come.<\/p>\n But! After some careful googling (read: procrastinating), I finally found the song. It is, simply, titled “Dinosaur Sex,” and it’s by a group called Family Fodder. The only information I can really find about Family Fodder is that they were “less a band than a never-ending collective of musicians messing with tapes in the basement of a London flat” in the late-70’s\/early 80’s. Sounds like a party I wanna go to!<\/p>\n Apparently there are<\/em> more lyrics than just the title, it’s actually nine<\/em> minutes long, and it’s not as grating as I remember.<\/p>\n Dinosaur Sex, folks. Worth the ramble.![\"\"](\"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/you-dropped-food-on-the-floor1-300x300.jpg\" "\\"You")
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