{"id":2024,"date":"2011-07-07T15:20:45","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T21:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/?p=2024"},"modified":"2017-08-30T21:07:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-30T21:07:15","slug":"lost-the-unicorns-who-will-cut-our-hair-when-were-gone-islands-return-to-the-sea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/2011\/07\/07\/lost-the-unicorns-who-will-cut-our-hair-when-were-gone-islands-return-to-the-sea\/","title":{"rendered":"LOST: The Unicorns – Who Will Cut Our Hair When We\u2019re Gone? \/\/ Islands – Return To The Sea"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nTwo albums that I keep side by side on my usually-alphabetical and chronological CD shelf are The Unicorns\u2019 Who Will Cut Our Hair When We\u2019re Gone?<\/em> and Islands\u2019 Return To The Sea<\/em>. They made a pop on the same radio stations paved the way for Broken Social Scene, Feist and Arcade Fire and that like, but then they kinda just… went away. Why? The Unicorns\u2019 sole album was non-stop fun, twisted quirky pop that was never serious. Bent melodies, cheap instruments and toys, happily un-self-consciously weird rock. The Canadian outcast, the underdog hero. Listen to the abrasive, in-the-red synth of \u201cJellybones\u201d crash into the drums and lift itself into classic rock territory. (Note: not \u2018classic rock\u2019.) Same with the recorder solo on \u201cUnicorns Are People Too.\u201d Maybe off-putting to the cool rocker, but if you quit worrying what everyone thinks, it\u2019ll make you grin like a five-year-old on Trix.
\nAfter The Unicorns\u2019 break-up, Nick Thorburn was the first to put out new music. Islands\u2019 Return To The Sea<\/em> sounded like Unicorns post-puberty: more mature, retaining the twisting structures but losing the screeches, squelches and burps that made The Unicorns so… special. It\u2019s like that taking the little kid out of his backyard and showing him the world. \u201cRough Gem\u201d was the first single off of the album that got some decent airplay on campuses across Canada and became the song that everyone would come out to see. Apparently they don\u2019t even play it anymore. \u201cWhere There\u2019s A Will, There\u2019s A Whalebone\u201d gets eerie about halfway through and pulls the rug out, having Busdriver spit rhymes and leaving indie kids wondering what the eff just happened.
\nI wouldn\u2019t necessarily say that The Unicorns\u2019 Who Will Cut Our Hair When We\u2019re Gone?<\/em> is an \u201coverlooked\u201d Canadian album. I mean, they\u2019re no Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene, but there is a solid cult following for this little band from Campbell River, B.C.
\nSince it\u2019s release in late 2003, the cult of The Unicorns had already been growing at a steady clip. Costumes at shows, great banter, quirky-ass pop songs; the kids couldn\u2019t get enough. Web sites on social networks had songs posted under various names by band members and side groups (All Makes Parts and Collision, Th\u2019 Corn Gangg, Nick Common et al.) set people off on the hunt for everything this group of pervy popsters had recorded. There\u2019s a good double-album\u2019s worth of Unicorns material (at least!) that didn\u2019t make Who Will<\/em> (and that\u2019s not even mentioning the limited-to-500 debut they released earlier that same year).
\nLike all things, they came and went. All you can do now is call up your local campus radio station and bring these wicked albums back up for air. (2003, Alien8, www.alien8recordings.com<\/a> \/\/ 2006, Equator, www.equatormusic.ca<\/a>) Patrick Michalishyn<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two albums that I keep side by side on my usually-alphabetical and chronological CD shelf are The Unicorns\u2019 Who Will Cut Our Hair When We\u2019re Gone? and Islands\u2019 Return To The Sea. They made a pop on the same radio stations paved the way for Broken Social Scene, Feist and Arcade Fire and that like, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,9],"tags":[1146],"class_list":["post-2024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lost-found","category-reviews","tag-lostfound"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10718,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2024\/revisions\/10718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}