{"id":70,"date":"2009-11-30T13:01:55","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T19:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/?p=70"},"modified":"2009-11-30T13:01:55","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T19:01:55","slug":"castanets-texas-rose-the-beasts-and-the-thaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/2009\/11\/30\/castanets-texas-rose-the-beasts-and-the-thaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Castanets &#8211; Texas Rose, the Beasts, and the Thaw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0pt;\">\n<p><!-- InstanceBeginEditable name=\"RightContent\" --><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-71\" title=\"castanets\" src=\"http:\/\/stylusmagazine.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/castanets.jpg\" alt=\"castanets\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>The simplest way to describe this album (other than garbage) is to imagine if Pink Floyd decided to record a country album. Castanets creates mixture of space-y soundscapes with traditional country vocals and acoustic strumming, which attempts to evoke the image of a cowboy riding in a sprawling desert. I\u2019m making this album sound a lot better than it actually is. This is a country album created by a hipster, for hipsters, who are upset that a large majority of people like country music, and hate the pretentious crap associated with their scene. Listening to this album, I felt like I was being punished for actually enjoying country. Despite clocking in at 39 minutes, the album felt more like three hours. I could actually hear my brain sizzle as I tried my hardest to stay awake while listening. This album is such a bore, I don\u2019t even think the hipsters would enjoy it. (Asthmatic Kitty, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.asthmatickitty.com\/\">www.asthmatickitty.com<\/a>) <strong>Charles Lefebvre<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The simplest way to describe this album (other than garbage) is to imagine if Pink Floyd decided to record a country album. Castanets creates mixture of space-y soundscapes with traditional country vocals and acoustic strumming, which attempts to evoke the image of a cowboy riding in a sprawling desert. I\u2019m making this album sound a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ckuw.ca\/stylus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}