Good god this album is pure shit. How this band exists is beyond me. The worst thing you can do as any sort of metal band is be boring. Cradle Of Filth, you are not shocking anyone anymore. I generally tend to avoid anything that Bam Margera gives his stamp of approval on, with the exception of Turbonegro. Rather than detail this piece of shit, I’d like talk about the first time I heard Cradle Of Filth. I was 17 and walked into the old Cellar downtown in the basement of Music City. It was on the listening post and just as I was about to listen to it Andy O. put this phone call on speaker. It was a man looking for a version of Jurassic Park that showed dinosaur genitalia. I laughed then and I laugh now. Cradle Of Filth you will always be associated with dinosaur balls as this album sucks ‘em big time. Fuck Me. (Nuclear Blast, nuclearblasusa.com) James Korba